you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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