Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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