These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Randomize
