I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
