So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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