i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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