Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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