im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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