she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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