He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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