who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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