we have officially lost it.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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