There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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