just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
