I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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