Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just pee around me
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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