i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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