A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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