Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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