he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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