You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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