I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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