i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
love makes seman taste better
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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