No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my sisters under your porch take her home
you traded sex for a burrito?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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