): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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