i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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