I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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