that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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