nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she looked like the before picture.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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