Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
As shirtless as possible
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
