He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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