It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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