I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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