We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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