I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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