Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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