ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
