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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?

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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

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Oh and I threw up on myself...

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(843): View more from South Carolina

she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".

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(845): View more from New York

so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date

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i guess it runs in the family.

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(253): View more from Washington

Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?

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(740): View more from Ohio

i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina

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(716): View more from New York

why is there a porcupine in the kitchen

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