It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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