Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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