Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Randomize
