hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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