Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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