just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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