Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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