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u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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