Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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