Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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