i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
