dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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