We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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