Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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