I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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