I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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