You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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