i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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