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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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