I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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