So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The adults are the big ones right?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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