Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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