She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Randomize
